Budweiser’s Ad Will Not Air?

Every since that day of the wardrobe malfunction (yeah right) that Janet Jackson had during the MTV Super Bowl halftime show there has be controversy. I personally don’t understand what the big deal is. Sure it shouldn’t have happened especially in that stupid manner. However let’s get over it already. It was just a breast exposed which happened to be Janet Jackson’s used to boost her career. I say it’s time to move on, relax a little and enjoy this good parody advertisement Budweiser created. Heck there is such a stir all about this so called malfunction that they won’t even air this advertisement poking fun at the incident. I think society in North America needs to relax a little when it comes to nudity. Anyways that’s discussion in it self. Well since we won’t see this parody advertisement on television take a look at it yourself online at Budweiser’s media viewer.

Bill Gate Poses

It’s been a while since my last post so I figured I should post something :-) . My wife found this and I’ve actually never seen it before :-D . Supposedly it’s Bill Gates in his younger days posing for Teen Beat magazine in 1983. I’m not even sure if Teen Beat magazine is still being produced or not anymore. I tried to track down the magazine’s web site and possible origin of these photographs but I came up empty. If the photographs are Bill Gates or not it’s a good laugh. Heck look at the Apple computer in the background beside the IBM. Gotta love the old days of using those 5 1/4″ floppy disks. Man they sure were annoying.

Daily Joke – You might be a redneck if

You might be a redneck if…

Your Christmas tree is still up in February.

You’ve ever been arrested for loitering.

You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’ouvre.

There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You’ve ever shot anyone for looking at you.

You own a homemade fur coat.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

Your momma has “ammo” on her Christmas list.

You’ve totaled every car you’ve ever owned.

Daily Joke – Rednecks flying home

Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their adventure, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.

They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected he said, “The plane can take out only four of your elk. You will have to leave two behind.”

One of the hunters pushed forward, “Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What’s with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year.

Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six elk aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the wilderness.

Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, “Do you know where we are?”

“I think so,” replied the other Redneck. “Yep! I think this is about 100 yards further along than where we crashed last year!”

Installation Guide For OpenBSD Released

I finally feel ready to release the Midgard CMS Installation Guide for OpenBSD in PDF. I wanted to do this for those that want an offline or a nice printable edition. I realize Midgard 1.6.2 has been released and if I do find differences I will update the online edition and PDF edition. If anyone notices omissions or errors please let me know. Use the below links to read online or to download a copy in PDF.

Host Version Read / Download
AdamsDesk.com 1.0 PDF
Midgard-Project.org 1.0 Online | PDF