Binary Expressions

Hey I’m sorry for not having any jokes posted but we had some technical difficulties and I have been studying for finals but as you can see the site is up and running again. One more thing before I post my joke. I’m going to try and have a week of Redneck Jokes for you starting on Monday the 24th. Plus I might be do some thing new for my blogs I’m not sure how or when yet but anyways here is the Joke.

For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time:
Jennifer Katharine Gates, weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces when she was downloaded, er, born on Friday, April 26 at 6:11pm. And what do Baby Gates and Daddy’s products have in common?

• Neither can stand on its own two feet without a LOT of third party support.
• Both barf all over themselves regularly.
• Regardless of the problem, calling Microsoft Tech Support won’t help.
• As they mature, we pray that they will be better than that which preceded them.
• At first release they’re relatively compact, but they seem to grow and grow and grow with each passing year.
• Although announced with great fanfare, pretty much anyone could have produced one.
• They arrive in shaky condition with inadequate documentation.
• No matter what, it takes several months between the announcement and the actual release.
• Bill gets the credit but someone else did most of the work.
• For at least the next year, they’ll suck.