Monthly Archives: February 2005

NEWS

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Hey everybody I know I haven’t been on for a while but I have breaking NEWS about my sister-inlaw.
She is finally getting tired of the forbidden site after 30 months of being a member.

WordPress Upgrade 1.5 “Strayhorn”

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Hi everyone. It’s been awhile since I’ve created some of my own fresh content on here. Don’t worry there is more coming. I’ve just been quite busy with life lately and trying to upgrade WordPress. I’m also in the process of creating another website using WordPress. I’ll announce that when its complete. Anyways as you can see I’ve successfully upgraded to WordPress to v1.5. It was not easy at first for some reason. I wish I could explain why but I can’t. Only excuse I can come up with is working on it to late at night. The reason I say this is because the next day (yesterday) I did the exact same thing to upgrade WordPress and it worked perfectly with hardly any time investment. Here’s what I did to upgrade WordPress from v1.2 to v1.5. Please note these instructions are for those that don’t care about there WordPress files and alterations you may have done. Mine was simple so use instructions at your own risk and digression.

Steps to Upgrade WordPress v1.2 to 1.5

  • Backup all your current WordPress files and database before moving on further!
  • Download WordPress v1.5
  • Delete all your WordPress files (remember you made a backup).
  • Uncompress downloaded archive to where you had your previous version.
  • Rename wp-config-sample.php to wp-config.php.
  • Edit wp-config.php, set your database name, username and password.
  • Load your web site into your favorite browser and add /wp-admin/upgrade.php (i.e. www.domainname.com/wp-admin/upgarde.php). Follow on screen instructions.
  • At this point your WordPress should be successfully upgraded to v1.5.

The only steps left is to convert your old WordPress template into the new WordPress theme system and bring over any plugins you wish to use. You can follow the instructions on how to convert your WordPress template into the new WordPress theme system under Upgrading Old Templates. The plugins portion you will have to be on your own. Haven’t gotten to that point yet and I’m in no rush :-) .

Note: I had to remove the link tag in my template referring to the /print.css. This file appears to no longer exist. You could create your own of course.

The Pharmacist

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. ” I’m really going to give it to this girl,” the boy tells the pharmacist. “I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice.” The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!” The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.” The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”

Splenda Sued

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Splenda (alternative sugar replacement) is being sued. Why do you ask or why should you care? Let me explain. Splenda is being sued by their competitors because of their slogan “No Calorie Sweetener is made from sugar, so it tastes like sugar”. The competitors clam Splenda is miss leading consumers by using the word sugar. They shouldn’t have the right to say it’s like sugar. This is so blatantly obvious that the competitors are only suing Splenda to put a dent into there business and hopefully knock their momentum of growth. The competitors are purely competitors of the aspartame product “The Silent Killer”. Why should you care, because Splenda and Stevia are the only current products on the market that are safe and do not have any bad side affects. These products are a must for those that have diabetics. However I do admit I need to do some research on Splenda but Stevia is definitely an awesome sugar replacement. Second reason you should care is because this is so stupid to sue someone over. To be honest this makes me sick and I hope this case gets thrown out of court or Splenda wins.

News sources:
Splenda’s Ads: Sugar-Coated?
Google News Search – Splenda Sued