Binary Expressions

2005-3-23

Grannies on the Road

Filed under: — The Warden @ 9:37 pm

Here’s a good clean joke I received from a co-worker at work. Enjoy.


Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, “This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?”

The trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. “But before you go, Ma’am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK These women seem pretty shaken?” “Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 127.”

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